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Deaf, Dumb and Blonde... For real- Almost [15 Oct 2004|11:39pm]

Ok, so I totally fucked up the other day, Wednesday I believe, I had got out of the shower and my hair was all dripping & stuff. I had Q-tips in my ears, and was bothered by my hairs drippyness. I has thought about wrapping my hair in a towel and then thought about how bad of an idea that was. I had visions of a Q-tip piercing my eardrums as my red towel smacks the end of it, so I decidedly decided NOT to put the towel on my head. Then the weirdest thing happened... I really can't explain it. But I ended up trying to put the towel around my head, I spaced out! I heard this terrible POP! noise and had some interesting pain. I knew right at that moment, I had completely gone and fucked up! I had blown my ear-drum, so of course I immediately burst in to tears out of fear of losing my hearing in my ear. I ran downstairs to the parking lot where Eric is trying to fix our piece of shit car and I tell him that I need to go to the hospital because I just popped my ear-drum. So the long story short of it is:

Spent 3 hours in ER mostly waiting.
Got some drops put in ear.
Got presecription.
Got sent packin'.

My hearing is fine as far as I can tell anyway. I think it is starting to heal but can't tell really since I can't see the injury. It has however stopped bleeding and there is virtually no pain, just a bit of discomfort in my neck and shoulder.

I was suprised it didn't hurt as badly as I had heard it did. I did ask the doctor if it was supposed to hurt a lot more and he said, "yes"

So hmmm, very blonde, definitely dumb, and almost deaf...
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OOC [17 Jul 2004|12:55pm]

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clothing woes [16 Jul 2004|05:31am]

[ mood | silly ]

This morning I put my pants on inside out. Luckily I noticed before I left for school. But it wouldn't be the first time!

I've gone to school with my shoes on the wrong feet and didn't notice until my friend said something.

Same with an inside out shirt!

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[16 Sep 2004|04:46pm]

Hi All.
I work in a pharmacy called Ambassadors. Anyway i picked up the phone to answer it one day and proceeded to say "Ambassadors Fantasy how may i help you.

ahhhh Trust a blonde lol Just wanted to keep the ball rolling.
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[08 Jul 2004|12:21am]

Hey blondes! WE run out of blonde things!?!?!?!

Did we all dye our hair brown or something!?!?! lol

Also we need more members please!!!
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[05 Sep 2004|04:05pm]

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Tripping over the stupidest stuff. o.O [29 Aug 2004|03:00am]

[ mood | Ditzy.Haha! ]

Ok well on Friday night I was leaving the Petsmart store and they had one of those wheely things in the middle of the floor. I told one of the people passing by to watch out for it. So after they walk by it I walked by it. Technically I tripped over it. I landed flat on my butt. So I got up and started walking and decided to see if I had cut my foot. I am carrying my purse and the next thnig I know my purse trips me. It hurt worse than the first time. I had a couple more but I sort of forgot them. o.O


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2 in a Row!!!! [27 Aug 2004|10:11am]

[ mood | ditzy ]

First Blonde Moment this morning:

I went to make KD for breakfast, and I put it on the stove then sat down back in front of the PC, then I heard the water dripping so I go to turn it off, thats when I notice that the stove isn't turned on! Kind of hard to cook KD without hte stove on!

THEN while waiting for it to cook (stove on this time) I started fixing up my DVD cabinet, putting them back in thier proer spots and what not, and a Disc falls behind the cabinet (actually just a bookshelf) so instead of pulling the whole thing out I pullit back to look and see what disc it is, when I am attacked by all my Dvd's and PS2 games falling on my feet (I hope there all oaky) thus I had to redo the whole shelf!!!!!

Oy Vey!

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Must learn to read the fine print [25 Aug 2004|08:25am]

So our student portal got changed and now we can have class discussions on them. So me being me, I decided lets see what this thing does, so I made a Post called JP's Exam Sux, and then I wrote how it sucked and that I was going to go read the book instead,

I then find out (after I wonder where my post is) that the instrustor has to approve all posts.

Needless to say I wrote another post apologizing for my first post and saying I was just fucking around. But still, if I had of read the fine print or kept my nose out of it!

Im so nosey!
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[23 Aug 2004|04:45pm]
When my mom and I were getting my set of keys to my apartment that day, I forgot what floor it was on. Apparently I didn't know that the first number of the apartment number is the floor it's on. The first number was 6, but I didn't know it was actually on level 6. I turn to my manager and asked him what level and he laughed. :\

I felt stupid, but as I look back on it it's funny.
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Blonde and I know it! [23 Aug 2004|05:39pm]

[ mood | blonde ]

We were burning our projects to CD for backup and its my turn with the burner.

I plug it in allright then it happens. I look at the burner than at the teacher as I slowly raise my hand.

"I know Im blonde, but how do you open it?"

Theres my most humiliating blonde moment of the day (I had many many more!)

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Sugar high! [22 Aug 2004|12:59am]

[ mood | AmUsEd ]

The other day my friend was spending the night. We were really bored and starting to get tired. So I gave her some gum. We each had like 5 pieces. Well we got really hyper after that. We called some random guy up and we told him that she was my cousin. LoL. Then at like 5 am she said she needed more gum to get back on her sugar high. So I gave her the package and she says it is sugar free gum.

I looked at her like w.t.f are u talking about. I turned to the back and pointed at some random thing and said that that meant sugar. The sad thing is she actually believed me. MAJOR BLONDE MOMENT!

We were joking around about nicknames for each other so i decided to use one of mine on her. I said she was a cherry with chocolate sryup and a cherry on top... Did u catch my big mistake?!

We had like 50 other blonde moments that day.WAAAYYY too many to name. Another one that happened was that we wanted to go bowling so we go to the bowling alley and they have this huge chart thing out that has trial runs for bowling leagues. My friend goes up to the bowling dude and asks for a lane. He asked what league she belonged to and she said none, and he was like what are u blind? He pointed to the chart and said it's a league night only..DUH!

The last one I shall mention is one of my favs. We decided to get some candy before we left the bowling alley. So I'm taking out a dollar bill and I put it in the machine when my friend is like, Andrea did u miss the sign? It says change only. So I went to the change machine next to it and i got 4 coins back. Then we were putting the coins in and I noticed that they weren't coins but tokens for the games. o.O I wasted a whole dollar on nothing. OIY VE!
Such a blonde is me.

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[19 Aug 2004|09:11pm]


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Even as recent as 5 mins ago. [18 Aug 2004|11:44pm]

The other day I was talking to my friend on msn (gay friend)

And he called me "my pet" no big deal right I like bthose cute names, and it just occured to me why he did it.

My name ob msn - Kitten!


ALSO if anyone knows where to advertise this community would be hlepful! THX!

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Silly things said by a Blonde... [17 Aug 2004|02:24pm]

[ mood | silly ]

I think I shall introduce mehself. Okies.
My name ia Andrea but I usually go by Annie. I'm 15 years old and go to a crappy high school with a teen hating principle. :(
I have blond hair with hazel eyes that wierdly turn colors for the season. Since every one is sharing boob sizes I is a D cup. I am I think about 5'4 now. I wear glasses. And I have about 20 blond moments a day. haha.

Now for a blonde moment. about three weeks ago my friend was spending the night and we were hungry. It was about 2:00 am in the morning. So we went upstairs to get some food. On the way back I trip over a tile, a cardboard box,my own feet, and the stairs. I was carrying the very breakable Cookie jar. Stupid choice for me. Anyways I feel all the way to the bottom of the stairs and the jar didn't break. But I tripped over a cardboard box. That was just wierd.

Then today I was at a ranch and I told my mom to watch out for a log in the middle of the area we were at. On the way back i tripped over the same log. o.O

Twas very sad.

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BLONDE MOMENT! [17 Aug 2004|09:38am]

Wrote my cheat sheet for math, came to class and found out I didn't need a cheat sheet for math I needed it for Prgoramming. I felt so blonde!
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[16 Aug 2004|09:47pm]

Ok. I decided to enterdouce myself. Even thought Melisa already knows me other who don't know me can read it.
My name is Stephanie.
I am blonde (of course)
But I have brown eyes.
But I do have been boobs. (size D, yeah baby)
I am 17 years old
And I am a senior in high school.
I am in the Marching band and I play clarinet.
I have at least one blonde moment per day.

So let me give you a blonde moment.
Ok, my 8th grade year me and my friend were walking the mile, which you have to do in order to pass P.E.
We were walking a long and laughing and having fun.
I then spotted a rock.
I said, "Hey Ci Ci, watch out for the rock."
She said "ok"
But as we passed it I tripped over the rock after warning her not to....
Dumb blonde.

I have many more where thay came from. I will be sure to tell you them all.
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WELCOME ONE AND ALL! [16 Aug 2004|11:34pm]

[ mood | blonde ]

Welcome to the community! I just did the layout so tell me what you think!

I welcome you all to post whatever you want as long as it's blonde related!

Jokes, Pictures, Blonde Moments, anything that is blonde related is welcome!!!!!

And to get things started is me!

I am a typical blonde!

Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Big Boobs, your typical blonde!

ALSO! I have a queery! Every person named Melisa (or Melissa) has been blonde haired, blue eyes and skinny ('cept me, Im not on the skinny part but everything else is true!)

So welcome to the community! Have fun and keep it clean!

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[16 Aug 2004|09:16pm]

[ mood | blah ]

YAY!!! I am the first to join!!!! I am a true blonde and I have MANY blonde moments already, and I am sure there are more to come. Can't wait to share my blonde moments with you!!!

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